WHAT WE’VE BEEN UP TO:
Zoe has been in London with her mom this weekend to see the Sherlock Holmes Museum and they just got home. As usual we started rummaging through Zoe’s stuff to see is she got us any treats when we came across something shocking!
WE FOUND THIS BOOK:
What was she thinking getting this?!
Do you think she thinks we’re up to something?!
I can’t believe my own eyes!
Well, upon reading this, I have to say that we definitely look quite suspicious…
What do you mean, Sash?
Well, in this list of things that cats plotting to kill their humans do, there are surprisingly many things that we do. For example:
Kneading on you
Excessive shoveling of kitty litter
Bringing you dead animals
Throwing up grass
Hiding in dark places and watching you
Sleeping on your electronics
Pawing at your face while you sleep
Sprinting at light speed out of any room you enter
Sleeping in the highest trafficked part of the house
Constantly giving you the stink eye
Wow. I had no idea that those activities are suspicious to humans!
Yeah, we would never do anything to harm Zoe! Right, Lola?
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